A teacher tells her students to do a good deed for homework. The next day, the students came to school. She asks them what they did.
Student one says “I helped an old lady with her groceries”
The teacher is proud and turns to student two
Student two says “I donated to charity”
The teacher says “very good” and turns to the third student, who has two black eyes.
“What happened?” she asks, worried.
Student three says “I was in a grocery store and a woman near me seemed to have her dress tucked into her a$$. So I noticed and took it out for her. Then she hit me.”
The teacher asks “what about the other black eye?”
The student responds “Well, I saw she was upset, so I put it back in.”