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  • A Culinary Misunderstanding

    A Culinary Misunderstanding

    A wife was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner. Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the weeds, she snapped, “I can’t believe. You’re asking me about supper right […] More

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  • A Farmer's Noble Pursuit

    A Farmer’s Noble Pursuit

    A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, […] More

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  • When Understanding Fails

    When Understanding Fails

    Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No More

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  • Trusting Your Wife's Directions

    Trusting Your Wife’s Directions

    A guy say’s to his friend: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions? The friend replies : I’m all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override. The first guy says: What’s a GPS override? The friend replies: My wife. More

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  • Perpetual Search for a Teller

    Perpetual Search for a Teller

    First man: “I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller.” Second man: “I thought they just hired a new teller last week.” First man: “Right, that’s the one they’re looking for.” More

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  • Love in Unexpected Places

    Love in Unexpected Places

    A wife sent her husband a romantic text message. She wrote: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. Her […] More

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  • A Husband's Search for Validation

    A Husband’s Search for Validation

    I told my doctor that I wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that I had used to do. “Well in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.” “Ok,” I said, “now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.” More

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  • Quick Cleanup and Disguise

    Quick Cleanup and Disguise

    Wife was enjoying her coffee by the window, looking down at the people on the street. Suddenly she jump of the chair and run in to the kitchen. Honey, – she said, Leave the dishes, take the newspaper and sit on the couch. Surprised he asked. What is the matter dear? She added: Take off […] More

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  • The True Magical Words


    The True Magical Words

    Wife says “Darling it was such a hard day would you tell me the three magical words that always make me so happy?” Husband says “You were right.” Wife says “Very funny, no the other ones.” Husband says “I was wrong.” More

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  • In the Name of Love


    In the Name of Love

    I told my girl: “I might not be rich, I have no money or villa or cars or companies like my friend John, but I love you and adore you,” She looked at me with tears in her eyes and hugged me like there is no tomorrow and whispered in my ear…: “If you love […] More

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  • A Witty Twist

    A Witty Twist

    After the North American Beer Festival, all the presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says “Hey signor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona!” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says “I’d […] More

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