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  • Smart pooches

    Smart pooches

    Three Florida ladies are bragging about this and that, trying to outdo each other, when the subject goes to their dogs. Naturally all of them consider theirs the smartest of all. “Why,” says one lady, “my little dog is SO smart, he can tap his little paw on the ground once to say he wants […] More

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  • Lion Tamer Experience

    Lion Tamer Experience

    A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience. The man said, “Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous lion tamers in the world, and he taught me everything he knew.” “Really?” said the ringmaster. “Did […] More

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  • Remove the curse

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    Remove the curse

    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a “Curse” he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says “maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.” The old man says without hesitation […] More

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  • I'd love to be six again

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    I’d love to be six again

    A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death […] More

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  • Tell the truth...

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    Tell the truth…

    A man and his wife are driving along the road when a police car flags them down. The officer signals to the man to roll his window down. “Do you realize, sir, you were doing 36 miles per hour in a 30 mph area?” Husband: You must be mistaken officer, I was doing no more […] More

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  • As We Seen On Tv

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    As We Seen On Tv

    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight,” the boy replied. The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?” The boy replied, “Not exactly, […] More

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  • Everything Is Ours

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    Everything Is Ours

    A businessman and his wife are at a party and having a conversation with another couple-a bank manager and his wife. The businessman is bragging about his belongings- “I and my wife went in my car to my beach house last weekend.” The wife, annoyed, says, “Honey-don’t talk like that. Those things aren’t YOURS, they’re […] More

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  • The Bearded Man

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    The Bearded Man

    From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands. “Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain. “I have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that.” More

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  • I think I'm going to

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    I think I’m going to

    At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, ‘Johnny, what is the matter?’ […] More

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  • Aspirin Cure

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    Aspirin Cure

    A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering. The interviewer said, “Although you have a lot of the qualities we’re looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you.” “Oh, that’s […] More

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  • You Are A Cheat

    You Are A Cheat

    “You are a cheat!” roared the angry card player. “I am not,” responded the accused. “You certainly are,” insisted the first man. “I know for sure that I never dealt you that ace!” More

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