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Does your mother feed you…

Does your mother feed you...

A college student picked up his date at her parent’s home. He’d scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu – appetizers, lobster, champagne… the works.

Finally, he asked her, “Does your Mother feed you like this at home?”

“No,” she said, “but my Mother’s not looking to get laid.”

My Mother The Witch

My Mother The Witch

Comfortable As An Old Shoe

Comfortable As An Old Shoe