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Fishing secret!

Fishing secret!
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A guy decides a spot of fishing is just the perfect way to spend the day so he selects a spot on the bank of the river. Just down from him he notices someone having amazing luck, reeling in one fish after another.

He meanwhile isn’t getting a bit, so he wanders up to the guy and asks him what his secret is.

“Mmmhmmhmmhmmhmm!” the fisherman mumbles, concentrating on his rod.

“I beg your pardon I didn’t quite catch that.” says the guy.

The fisherman looks irritated,

“Mmmhmmhmmhmmhmm!!!!”

Our man starts to get a little annoyed too,

“Sorry, I cannot understand you!” he says checking his own temper.

The other guy holds up a finger to indicate he should wait as he has just felt a tug on his line.

He reels in a fish, takes it off the hook and pops it in his keep net.

Then he spits into his hand and says

“You’ve got to keep the worms warm!”

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