Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center find themselves seated on a bench under a tree, indulging in a bit of friendly banter.
The first one, looking rather somber, remarks, “John, I’m 83 years old now and I’m plagued with aches and pains. You’re about my age; how are you holding up?”
John, pausing for effect, declares with a twinkle in his eye, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
Astonished, his friend probes, “Really!? A newborn baby!?”
With a grin, John confirms, “Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just had a little… accident in my pants.”