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Elderly Baby Woes

Elderly Baby Woes

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center find themselves seated on a bench under a tree, indulging in a bit of friendly banter.

The first one, looking rather somber, remarks, “John, I’m 83 years old now and I’m plagued with aches and pains. You’re about my age; how are you holding up?”

John, pausing for effect, declares with a twinkle in his eye, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”

Astonished, his friend probes, “Really!? A newborn baby!?”

With a grin, John confirms, “Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just had a little… accident in my pants.”

Dollar-Valued Beauty

Dollar-Valued Beauty

Cold Night, Cold Truth

Cold Night, Cold Truth