On a long-haul train journey, a man and a woman, complete strangers, find themselves sharing a sleeping carriage. After overcoming the initial awkwardness, they each settle into their respective bunks – the man on the top and the woman on the lower.
In the deep hours of the night, feeling the chill, the man leans over to the woman and politely requests, “I’m sorry for the disturbance, but it’s really cold up here. Could you perhaps fetch me another blanket?”
The woman, with a mischievous gleam in her eye, suggests, “How about this instead? Just for tonight, let’s pretend we’re married.”
The man, visibly excited, exclaims, “Alright! That sounds amazing!”
Without missing a beat, the woman retorts, “Great. Now, get your own darn blanket!”