A mother steps onto the number 35 bus heading to the city centre with her child in her arms. The driver upon glancing at the child exclaims that its the ugliest baby he had ever seen!
In disgust the mother slams her fare down on the counter and heads to the back of the bus. Sitting there for a few moments a bloke behind her asks why she was so angry, the mother duly explained that the driver had just insulted her.
The man suggested she go back up to the driver and give him a “piece of her mind”. “I think your right, ill go and do that” the mother angrily replied. “Here, let me hold your pet monkey then” the man offered.