A romantic couple

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out having coffee with a friend.

She texted:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.”

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
“I’m on the toilet.
Please advise.”

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