During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how they determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
“Well…”, said the Director, “We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand”, said the visitor. “This is easy, a normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger.”
“Wrong!!” said the Director, “A normal person would just pull the plug out. So, do you want a bed near the window?”