A sheepdog walks into a bar and sits up at the bar on a barstool. The barman is very confused but decides to serve him anyway. The sheepdog orders a double scotch and the barman says, “I’m sorry for asking, but can you pay for it?”
The dog says yes and reaches into his fur and pulls out his wallet. “That will be £26,” the barman says.
The dog looks a little surprised but he pulls out £26 and gives it to the barman who hands him his drink.
The dog downs the drink in one and gets up to leave. The barman watches him and as he opens the door, he calls out, “I’m sorry, but we don’t get many dogs in here ordering a double scotch.”
The dog replies, “I’m not surprised at £26 a time!”