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Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:

George: ‘I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years’

Herman: ‘Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m here for 3 days’

George: ‘WHAT!? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days!?’

Herman: ‘Yeah, it was a lawyer.’

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