A famous Admiral and an equally famous General were fishing together when a sudden storm hit. When it died down both renowned warriors were struggling helplessly in the water.
The Admiral floundered his way back to the boat and pulled himself painfully in. Then he fished out the General, using an oar.
Catching his breath, he puffed: “Please don’t say a word about this to anyone. If the Navy found out I can’t swim I’d be disgraced.”
“Don’t worry,” the general said. “Your secret is safe. I’d hate to have my men find out I can’t walk on water.”