A teenager takes a seat on a bench next to a middle-aged man reading a newspaper. After a few minutes, the man looks over and stares intensively on the youth’s multicolored mohawk.
The teenager looks over at the man and says “What’s the matter old man, never done anything interesting in your life?”
The man responded with “I once got drunk and had s*x with a parrot, I was just wondering if you were my son.”
