KING: You have offended me and I condemn you to death!
FOOL: Death?
KING: Yes, but since you have been a good fool, I will let you choose your manner of death.
FOOL: In that case, sire, I choose to die of old age.
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KING: You have offended me and I condemn you to death!
FOOL: Death?
KING: Yes, but since you have been a good fool, I will let you choose your manner of death.
FOOL: In that case, sire, I choose to die of old age.
