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Would you watch my car?

Would you watch my car?

A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, D.C. He said to a man standing near the curb, “Listen, I’m going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?”

“What?” the man huffed. “Do you realize that I am a member of the United States Senate?”

“Well no,” the tourist said, “I didn’t realize that. But it’s all right. I’ll trust you anyway.”

New York, New York, At The Core Of A Linguistic Debate

New York, New York, At The Core Of A Linguistic Debate

An atheist goes to heaven

An atheist goes to heaven