As a woman was about to go home from a long and stressful day at the office, her cell phone rang. It was her husband.
“Will you be joining me in the whirlpool bath tonight?” he asked.
“What a lovely way to spend an evening,” she thought.
She was about to tell him how considerate he was when he continued, “because if you’re not, I need to start adding more water to the tub.”
