Tonight I was walking home late when I see a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says.
I’ve never been with a prostitute before, but decided what the hell.
We are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on us – it’s a policeman.
“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.
“I’m making love to my wife,” I answer indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”
“Well,” I said, “to tell the truth neither did I until you flashed that light on her face.”