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Twenty Like You

Twenty Like You

A paperboy said to a customer one day, “Mr. Smith, I wish I had twenty customers like you.”

“Gosh, that’s nice to hear,” said Smith, “but I’m kind of surprising considering I never tip all that well and always pay late.”

The paperboy said, “I know, but I’d still like twenty customers like you. The problem is I have one hundred and forty!”

Right On, Rosemary

Right On, Rosemary

One Ringy Dingy And A Half Nelson

One Ringy Dingy And A Half Nelson