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Reporting a flood

Reporting a flood

In the worst rainstorm of the century, a kid calls a hotline to report flooding.

“Help me!” the kid exclaims. “I’m standing in two feet of water!”

“Now stay calm,” the person answering the hotline replies. “Two feet of water does not constitute a flood emergency around here.”

“It does around here!” says the kid. “I’m calling from the fourth floor!”

Head Of The Tsarina's Household

Head Of The Tsarina’s Household

Prescription For Papaya

Prescription For Papaya