A robber breaks into a house and ties up the woman and man.
The robber asks where the jewels are and the guy responds with: “I’ll give you everything! Please, let her go…”
Robber: “I only care about the jewels! I won’t hurt you if you give me what I want…”
Guy: “I BEG you, let her go!”
Robber: “Wow, you must really love your wife…”
Guy: “What? Oh no, my wife is about to get home!”