TEACHER: If you had $1 and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
DAVID: One.
TEACHER: You don’t know your arithmetic.
DAVID: You don’t know my father.
in Best Jokes
TEACHER: If you had $1 and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
DAVID: One.
TEACHER: You don’t know your arithmetic.
DAVID: You don’t know my father.
