Everything Is Ours

Everything Is Ours
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A businessman and his wife are at a party and having a conversation with another couple-a bank manager and his wife.

The businessman is bragging about his belongings- “I and my wife went in my car to my beach house last weekend.”

The wife, annoyed, says, “Honey-don’t talk like that. Those things aren’t YOURS, they’re OURS. Say, ‘WE went to OUR beach house in OUR car.”

The businessman smirks turns to his wife, and says, “Okay, honey. Just thought I’d let you know that we got our secretary pregnant.”

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