Dear John

A soldier was stationed abroad and received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home.

The letter said: “Dear Dave, I can no longer continue with our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent you. Love, Kim.”

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Kim, Dave included all the other pictures of pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.

There were 43 photos in the envelope along with a note: “Dear Kim, I’m so sorry, but I can’t remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take care, Dave.”

There's Snore To It Than Meets The Ear

There’s Snore To It Than Meets The Ear

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