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An angry wife

An angry wife

An angry wife to her husband on the phone: “Where the hell are you?”

Husband: “Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn’t have money at that time, and I said ‘Baby it’ll be yours one day’?”

Wife, with a smile and blushing: “Yeah I remember that my love!”

Husband: “I’m in the pub just next to that shop.”

All You Needed Was An Opener

All You Needed Was An Opener

As Deadly As The Real Thing

As Deadly As The Real Thing