A man meets his Tinder date at a carnival.
“There’s so many games!” he said, “What do you wanna do?”
“I wanna get weighed.” she says, shyly looking at the ground.
They go to the GUESS-Your-WEIGHT booth and she wins a stuffed animal.
“What next?” he asks.
“I wanna get weighed.” she says, confidently looking at him.
They return to the GUESS-Your-WEIGHT booth and she wins… nothing… The vendor has a good memory.
“What now?” he asks, a bit annoyed at the repeat activity.
She looks at the man, holding his gaze and carefully says “I. Wanna. Get. WEIGHED.”
He ends the date right there and storms off.
Dejected, the girl goes home to her roommate, who asks, “How was your date?”
She throws the stuffed animal to the ground and shouts, “Wousy!”