During a classy dinner at a fine dining establishment, a man and an attractive lady were seated across from each other. A few tables away, their server was taking another order when she noticed that the man was subtly sliding down his chair, disappearing under the table, while the woman seemed nonchalant. The server watched, astonished, as the man vanished completely under the table, yet the woman across from him remained cool and collected, seemingly oblivious to her dining companion’s vanishing act.
Once the server completed the other table’s order, she approached the woman and said, “Excuse me, madam, but I believe your husband just slid under the table.” The woman, composed, looked up at her and responded confidently, “No, he didn’t. My husband just walked through the door.”