A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she whispered. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re here.”
The husband staggered into bed and, after a moment, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. “Hey,” he slurred, “there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”
“You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. “Get out of bed and try counting again from over there.”
The husband clumsily got out of bed and began to count. “One, two, three, four… Damn, you’re right.”
