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Choosing Between Love and Liquor

Choosing Between Love and Liquor

I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I slurred.

“Look at me!” she shouted. “It’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”

I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled…
“It’s you. I can tell by the voice.”

A Hilarious Act of Honesty

A Hilarious Act of Honesty

The Checkout Counter Insult

The Checkout Counter Insult