A married couple are relaxing on their sofa, engrossed in the television. The wife catches her husband’s gaze fixated above her. Puzzled, she follows his line of sight and queries, “What are you gazing at?”
“A spider,” he responds nonchalantly.
“I don’t see anything,” she retorts.
“Oh, it probably dropped onto your head,” he says, maintaining his calm.
Startled, the wife springs from the sofa in a panic…
Taking advantage of the moment, the husband quips, “Since you’re up, could you grab another beer for me?”