Guy calls in sick, telling his boss that he has an incredibly bad headache. His boss said, “I understand. However, when I have a bad headache, I make love with my wife and it goes away – you should try it.”
Two hours later he shows up for work and the boss says, “I see you tried it and it seems to have worked!”
“Yes, thank you,” he replied. “And by the way, you have a beautiful house.”