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I’ve missed you!

I've missed you!

A husband died. A few weeks later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband. She ran up to him with tears in her eyes.

‘Darling, how I’ve missed you!’

The husband extends his arms stopping her from embracing him and says, ‘Whoa there woman, the contract was until death!’

I'm going to be a father!

I’m going to be a father!

Dad Olympics: The Fastest Father Contest

Dad Olympics: The Fastest Father Contest