The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out having coffee with a friend.
She texted:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.”
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
“I’m on the toilet.
Please advise.”
